well most of my day revolves around power hour
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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