Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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