Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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