He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
