Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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