no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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