do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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