Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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