he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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