She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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