I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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