I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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