we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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