That's intense
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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