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My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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