susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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