ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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