I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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