so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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