ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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