and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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