Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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