walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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