I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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