Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
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