Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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