This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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