Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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