Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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