i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Randomize
