Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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