When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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