But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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