Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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