what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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