I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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