Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
My bed smells like the plague
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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