I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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