I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Randomize
