I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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