Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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