You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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