omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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