just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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