Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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