Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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