I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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