Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He? As in you personified your dick?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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