I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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