I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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