11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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