I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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