I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
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go home
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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