dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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